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Johanna Candids


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She looks so short in those photos. Not that that's a bad thing... idk she just seems like someone who would be taller lol.

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is she bad about updating followers or am i just a bad follower?  i mean, i do follow her ig but am always in the dark about her projects.  and does her blog even exist at this point, does it even get traffic.

only thing ive seen her advertise lately was the workout clothes.

what am i doing wrong on this following business?  or is this all because of my old ipad?

 

Idk I've been following for years and I still don't know why she doesn't keep people updated on her collabs or even basic shit like going to events to see what new makeup/skincare is coming out. And I'm not talking about the most recent deluge from going to a Sephora event in Paris. I'm talking about these:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsvl4rlBgD4/

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bslf5W9gzvh/

Maybe I don't understand the purpose of press events, but these could've been used to post about upcoming makeup and skincare (if only to get some traffic on her IG story). The Sephora event in Paris might've been a paid gig, so maybe she was legally obligated to post about it. Except there's nothing on her story to clarify it's an ad. So...if it's not an ad, then what's the logic behind posting stuff she saw at one event vs. all the other times she didn't? 

Then I came across this recently:

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which is an email advert that's also up on display on the main Nyx Cosmetics website:

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I'm just??????

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Oh

My

God

I thought she was legit a fifty-year-old in this photo.

EDIT:  WAIT A SECOND did she fly out to new york just to end up as an email listing graphic???????????????

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Oh

My

God

I thought she was legit a fifty-year-old in this photo.

EDIT:  WAIT A SECOND did she fly out to new york just to end up as an email listing graphic???????????????

 

I don't know because she didn't tell anyone anything about what the hell the collaboration is for LOL

Case in point: she posted pictures from her flight to LA where she did the shoot, but not why she was there.

I do recall her posting to her IG story about the trip, but not like, what the collab was for. Hence why I had to hunt n peck for these pics:

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The following pics are stills from 3 diff IG story videos. (sidenote: I have a fuckton of videos like these but dk if they're worth uploading because the quality is almost always complete shit.)

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These were posted by people who were on the trip with her. Detarmindag actually vlogged about it in 2 videos.

I think Jo makes a brief appearance in the first one, and is more prominent in the second. Not sure because I like, looked at both of them at the time, and for one reason or another, decided it wasn't worth posting (but hey, for those interested).

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(source) It's weird that this is on the belguim nyxcosmetics IG instead of the main one or the nyxcosmeticsnordics one.

^^^Person that posted this appears to be the artistic director for the video. Yet I don't see the video anywhere else???

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nyxcosmetics_be_64826853_738943816562022

(source) It's weird that this is on the belguim nyxcosmetics IG instead of the main one or the nyxcosmeticsnordics one.

^^^Person that posted this appears to be the artistic director for the video. Yet I don't see the video anywhere else???

 

Who the fuck directed this, Takashi Shimizu?

To be fair those photos & videos are just technically horrible and I wouldn't want them on MY portfolio either.

Those triangle catchlights in the models eyes are beyond ridiculous, especially in an EYEMAKEUP SHOOT.  It totally distracts from the (patchy and cakey) makeup.  Probably made with a few Quasar-y lights:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlWxuEypxw  

My theory is the director saw a few music videos where they used these lights in sunglass reflections and thought they could just toss it on any old thing.  Which is wrong.

I looked at the director's work and her portfolio seems to just consist of two second clips doing the instagram boomerang thing, all mashed together, overly OVERLY filtered to hide the fact it's plain, boring, skinny bitches posing in slow motion and edgy makeup.

Why in the fuckshit is everybody trying to be an indie horror director in everything they do on Instagram right now?

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Samara's makeup is even better tbh and she lives in a well.

My reaction to this whole campaign:

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PS finally get to see Johanna's real skin for once.  She has a skin fetish supposedly celebrates skin and yet hers is new to me.  And her bs 'skin photos' don't fool my old ass.

The lip cut was left in lmfao.

So glad I don't wear Nyx anymore.

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idk if it's the association with jo, but the mascara doesnt look so good lol

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idk if it's the association with jo, but the mascara doesnt look so good lol

 

I thought the same. Also showing it with heavy black eyeliner makes it harder to see...

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nyxcosmetics_be_64826853_738943816562022

(source) It's weird that this is on the belguim nyxcosmetics IG instead of the main one or the nyxcosmeticsnordics one.

^^^Person that posted this appears to be the artistic director for the video. Yet I don't see the video anywhere else???

 

Yikes, this is overall just very poorly executed. I have a hard time believing Jo did these looks on herself. She's way more skilled than this.

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Yikes, this is overall just very poorly executed. I have a hard time believing Jo did these looks on herself. She's way more skilled than this.

 

Wouldn't it be great if she recreated this at home tho.

Probably won't cause it's unprofessional but damn

Tbh tho I'm happy she has these opportunities.  It's just unfortunate this campaign ended up so bad.  Nothing she could do would have saved it.

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You guys are right, the eyeliner distracts from the mascara... which is a good thing in this case because it is not impressive.

And yikes. She just doesn't look good in these at all. The cakey make up makes her look tired and old. She doesn't look fresh at all- to be fair, I've never thought she looks 'fresh'. But in this case, I don't think it's her fault. I wouldn't share any of this if I were her.

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nyxcosmetics_be_64826853_738943816562022

(source) It's weird that this is on the belguim nyxcosmetics IG instead of the main one or the nyxcosmeticsnordics one.

^^^Person that posted this appears to be the artistic director for the video. Yet I don't see the video anywhere else???

 

My god that makeup is horrifying. Who the hell signed off on this?!

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Even the makeup artist didn't seem to post this

It's just terrible, everybody involved aside from the director is pretending this didn't happen xD

https://www.instagram.com/amberdmakeup/

PS why is everyone doing their names L I K E . T H I S on instagram lately?  So tacky.

 

EDIT:  Did the makeup artist untag herself from this?

Eyeliner, especially liquid, seems to be her achilles heel as an MUA but maybe I'm wrong...

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I went ahead and pulled stills from the video so ppl could see the individual >moments< better. 

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I also pulled the stills from that Checkmate video posted a while back:

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i haven't seen the video, but damn shee looks scary in the last caps

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