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0kyashi0 (New Instagram username as of 22/02/2018: fathertoad)(New Instagram username as of 27/03/2018: vjdhehdisnd)
(Also known as Kyle Vollmer and Kyle Marks)
For earlier discussions about 0kyashi0, go to the General Koreaboo thread or the General "non Asians pretending to be Asian" thread.
Instagram (Inactive) | Musicallyviewer (inaccessible) | Google + (defunct) | Twitter (defunct) | Deviantart (inactive)
Who is 0kyashi0?
0kyashi0 is a FtM Instagrammer and musically:er who claims to be half Irish/half Japanese, something which he is very passionate about (as you can probably tell by how he much he talks about it and likes to send his photos to "Asian enpowering" Instagram pages).
Why does he deserve his own thread?
The answer lies in the word "claim". He may "claim" to be Japanese, but he is actually not Japanese at all (as you can probably already tell by his 100 % Caucasian looks)! Here are some of the reasons why Kyle-chan (which is what I will call him from hereon) is a lying snowflake:
Blocking and condescending attitude when asked for proof
He claims to be half Japanese, but he seems to have a surprisingly difficult time proving it when people (rightfully) call him out for it. In fact, nine times out of ten, he doesn't even try to bring any sort of evidence to the table (despite the fact that you'd think it'd be pretty easy), but instead just acts in a condescending manner and eventually blocks them:Ironically, he also blocks (or at least used to until recently – go to "Knowledge of the Japanese language" for more information) people who ask him things in Japanese. If he knows Japanese, why would he do that, and if he doesn't know Japanese, why doesn't he just tell those people "sorry, despite being a hafu I don't speak Japanese because X"?Conversation with @bok joo
Kyle-chan was in the same chat group as PULL user bok joo, and she recognized him. Thus, she decided to confront him and ask him for proof (upvote her original post here) (UPDATE 30/03/2018: The user appears to have removed the pictures for some reason and left PULL, so sadly the screenshots are not available anymore. They're not crucially important, however, they were still useful, so if anybody happens to be sitting on them, feel free to PM me):Dad
Kyle-chan claims his dad (who apparently left him when he was little) is Japanese. What's his proof? This picture:AKA a picture of a squinting Caucasian-looking kid holding a baby that is also squinting. Great evidence, 10/10. He also recently claimed he didn't see his dad much because he lived with his grand parents:
But considering that he claims his mom didn't want to have anything to do with his dad because she "had a lot of hatred for him" (check "Surgery/Blepharoplasty") this doesn't make sense either. 0 out of 10 lying points, Kyle-chan
Kyle-chan has published two pictures of drawings (one of which has been deleted now) that he claims his Japanese grandmother drew back in the 60s. There is only one problem, and that is that they both look like something he drew himself on a shitty paper:It should also be noted that the hand writing in the second picture does not look like that of a native Japanese, it looks like that of a Japanese beginner. Native speakers also tend to write さ slightly differently by hand. Here are a few pictures of real Japanese calligraphy/handwriting for comparison:Growing up in Japan and living there until recently
In an Instagram comment, Kyle-chan claims he was born in Japan and used to live there until recently:However, when confronted about his inability to speak Japanese ( go to "Knowledge of Japanese (or rather lack thereof" for more information) ~one week or so later, he suddenly states that the reason he doesn't know the language too well is the fact that he only lived in Japan until he was eight years old and after that he was "thrown into an English majority country":Clearly, this is a big fat inconsistency that completely contradicts what he said before. If you look at his old Deviantart profile (which was last active two years ago – archive.is version found here) it also clearly states that he lives in the United States:
Knowledge of Japanese (or rather lack thereof)
Kyle-chan claims his first language isn't English. In this comment, he says that he understands if the person's English isn't very good either, which implies that he also struggles with English precisely because it is not his first language and not the language he knows the best:Yet if you look at his Instagram posts, he exclusively writes in English (not counting some of the hashtags) and his English is that of a native speaker. When confronted about it by bok joo in their second conversation, this is what he had to say (sadly there are no screenshots as of yet as bok joo's chat account has been hacked but they will be added ASAP if provided):Needless to say, besides the fact that the story makes no sense whatsoever (unless his mother somehow managed to lock him up for almost twenty years without authorities being alerted and family members being worried, but that's extremely unbelievable) this completely contradicts what he implied in the other comment. Besides blocking people who try to talk to him in Japanese, he also ignores them: However, recently he actually attempted to reply to someone that spoke to him in Japanese! Needless to say, it didn't go very well:As you can probably see, he had no idea what the hell he was responding to. He could just have replied with "Sorry, I don't speak Japanese", but for some reason, he chose not to; which makes sense, because according to a person one PULL user had a conversation with, he uses Google translate Japanese, and a lot of his captions used to have google translate Japanese:
It seems as if Kyle is especially prone to flip flop when it comes to his knowledge of Japanese (going from "Japanese is my first language" to "I only know third grade Japanese" or Japanese straight from Google translate), which is highly indicative of him lying.
Kyle-chan seems to have a pretty bad relationship with his mom, considering that he lies about his ethnicity and constantly talks shit about her:This has more to do with his eye color, but when somebody wrote that it's genetically impossible for two people with brown eyes to get a baby with blue eyes, he was very quick to edit the captions and specify the woman in the picture wasn't his mom, despite the initial captions and one of his replies implying otherwise:It should be pointed out that it is, in fact, possible for two brown eyed people to have a blue eyed child, and that he did say while chatting with bok joo that the woman in the picture was his aunt, but nevertheless, it is interesting how he chose to change the captions instead of correcting the person and telling them they were flat out wrong.
You may have noticed that Kyle-chan mentioned something about double eyelid surgery. Apparently, his mom forced his to go through eyelid surgery because she hated his dad or some shit, and he once posted a picture of him when he was little as proof of him having had monolid eyes once upon a time:However, some people's eye shape change as they get older, and monolid eyes are not an Asian only thing. If you look closely, you'll also notice that he didn't really have monolid eyes even back then:
Kyle-chan's eyes also don't look like those of a person who has actually had blepharoplasty. Here are two pictures for comparison:Other things worth noting:
Catsrulemylife: in one of the earlier threads, this Deviantart account was thought to be Kyle-chan's as he apparently links to it on his Google plus. However, upon further examination, it turned out the account belonged to a different person. Please don't direct whatever accusations you have against Kyle-chan towards this person.Racism and sexism: you may have noticed Kyle-chan likes to rant about racist and sexist people.Well, guess what, it looks like he himself is a pretty racist and sexist person, because even if you don't account for the fact that he's lying about his ethnicity and fetishizing a whole race just for his own smug self-satisfaction, he also used to post shit like this a few years ago #staywoke:
Trans: there was some speculation going on for a while about him lying about him being trans as well, however, it appears as if he is, in fact, trans (he probably photoshops his Instagram pictures):It is recommended that you use he/him when referring to Kyle-chan, he may be a lying sack of shit but that is not a reason for misgendering him.
Kyle-chan is a snowflake because he is a racist who lies about his ethnicity/backstory and has a shitty attitude.