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  1. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    In other news. For the first time in my life I am riding the women’s only train. Wrong again dummy. It is not a "women's only train". This implies that all of the passengers are female. This is most certainly not the case. Only designated carsare reserved exclusively for wonen. Mira you tend to confuse intelligent people.          
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  2. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

         So sad this terrorist attack in Japan on the Shinkansen the other day where a man started to stab people.  Sorry Mira you're wrong again. A terrorist attack denotes a political or religious aim of some type. What happened in Japan does not qualify as a terrorist attack nor did the Japanese media describe it as such. Get your damn facts straight. I just remembered, you're the same fool who claimed "Samurai didn't ride horses'. Considering that whacky statement, it seems you're making some progress. At the very least, check the definitions of syntax you are unsure of before you publish your sophmoric thoughts.    
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  3. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Videos   

    "She became more and more irate until she said that if she had her way, parents that so much as TOUCHED alcohol near their kids should be thrown in jail or receive the DEATH PENALTY!"
    Would that include her ows parents? I can visualize the Constable houehold gathering around the kitchen table and enjoying an Imam approved halal meal wherein the following conversation could theoretically take place.
    Mom: I really enjoyed my 100 percent pork free meal. Think I will enjoy a bit of Chardoney before bedtime:
    Mira: AllahuAkbar!! You must die infidel.
    Footnote (a): Miras new watchdog KM.. I cant remember his name, bit me on the ankle last time I defamed Miras character and questioned her adhetence to her faith. 
    Footnote (b): luckily for me Allah seems like a swell guy, quick to forgive minor transgressions.
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  4. Tony added a post in a topic General Kanadajin3 thread   

    It was sunny 5/18. You can google the information.
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  5. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    This is where lot of people would quote “wow! There really is a god” , but we Muslims already know this. سبحان الله#islam #muslimspiderman #france #muslim Well Mira looks like you jumped the gun on this one. It seems you are attempting to put forward the idea that God exists because  a small child was rescued from a burning structure in France. In other words, because certain phenomena can't easily be explained, it therefore points to the existence of an omnipotent God. Welcome to the stone age Mira, you are attempting to speak for "us Muslims " but come off sounding like a fool once again. Your type of thinking goes back to the dawning of our existence wherein people believed that great floods were the result of malevolent Gods. This fallacy of thought isn't solely restricted to Muslims, but it seems to be prevalent among people who dismiss scientific  thought or alternative explanations. Simply put, the "God in rhe gaps" theory is popular among those who are obstinate in thought. As a self proclaimed "woman of science "I thought you would have been familiar with this line of reasoning. Perhaps that burqa is cutting off the supply of oxygen to your brain. 
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  6. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    I could only watch her live show for 30 seconds, it was just too painful. She sounded like a little kid returning from summer camp. "Guys uh, I'm sorry um, I am um eating watermelon like, ugh watermelon is ugh like the best. I ugh like have some grapes. I actually felt my brain twisting in agony as it attempted to escape from the incessant stammering of that cretin. I will personally give anyone 10,000 yen if they can listen to that fools entire video . Only rule is, you cannot fall asleep or blow  your brains out. 
    Just got flaggged by Mother's rosario". Possibly Mira as their is no activity on that account. Also 'rosario' should be capitalized. Mira tends to not know these types of things.
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  7. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    A wise person makes a mistake and proceeds to correct his or her error. An unwise person tends to repeat the same mistakes and ceases to maturate. Case in point, a certain ( or cretin) nefarious YouTuber who will remain unnamed, had recently performed a live show and was rewarded by losing in circa of 250 subscribers. This same fool then made another live show and lost an additional 300 (and counting) subscribers.  I would like to provide the name of this fool but out of pity will not release the identity of this vile Allah fearing pseudo Muslim. I expect that "YouTuber X" will probably produce another mindless video or liveshow which will further add fire to the admonitions of lunacy which have been heaped upon her. I think that the best photograph she ever provided was the one where her visage was placed next to a trash bag in the rear of a garbage truck.  For a fool, she seems to have an uncanny ability to accurately describe her existence.
    Footnote: Out of privacy concerns, I cannot state that the aforementioned fool is really Mira.
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  8. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    Looks like she is still in Japan. Her shopping bag appears to be from the Al-Flah supermarket in Ikebukuro, a halal foodstore popular amongst Muslims. I hope that I am wrong but it looks like she is still around. It could be possible that it wasn't her bag which she photographed but that seems unlikely. Look at the photo from her twitter account and compare it to the plastic shopping bags from Al-Flah. I hope that I am wrong but as in the case of malaria and the common cold, the virus has surprised me with its survival skills.
    Footnote: it seemed like a nice touch on Miras part to place her photo amongst the garbage bags. Seemed to go well together like wine and cheese or Tom snd Jerry.
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  9. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    One thing I have learned regarding Nihongo is to never say 'I am fluent'. Mira seems to believe she has reached a level of proficiency and is fluent in Japanese. I have yet to hear anyone else make such a statement regarding their own abilities. No matter how much we study a foreign language, there will always be someone who speaks better than ourselves. Most of the Japanese people I have met are very critical of their own language skills. I think they are wise enough to realize that they are in a precarious position regarding their foreign language skills. For Mira to boast about her language skills is obnoxious and insulting to those who speak Japanese better than her,  but  realize there exists a plethora of things that are still unknown. The majority of us are humble regarding our conversational skills and realize that we will be forever secondary vis-a-vis native speakers. Mira seems to take a lot of pride in the amount of Japanese that she has learned, hopefully she will come to the realization that she is a gaijin, and is seen in the same light as all of us.
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  10. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    A sugar glider may in fact be an ideal companion for Mira. Native to Australia, they often dine on tree sap, and Mira is a bit of a sap herself. Armed with large teeth and noted for their inabiliy to bond with either humans or other animals, this little fella seems to have found a soul mate in Mira. Another pleasant  fun fact regarding this marsupial is that it cannot be potty trained. Of course, Mira may be impervious to the 'stinky twinklie' in her midst as she tends to focus on her Quranic studies. I wonder how long it will take for the sugar glider to realize that its owner is insane.  
    Postscript: Does the glider pray 5 times a day? Does it eat Islamic approved 'halal insects?' Does it wear a Burqa? Due to its nocturnal nature, what does the Quran say about gliders and Islamic dress? I have a ton of questions regarding this animal. I assume Mira has already given it its first Arabic lesson.
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  11. Tony added a post in a topic General Kanadajin3 thread   

    It is hard to adequately describe the pain and torment that courses through my veins, as the trauma of Miras departure from our virtual existence fills our collective souls with a cold and dark silence. Am I the only one who was charmed by her warm smile and graceful demeanor? Like a warm cup of cocoa on a frigid,  wintry night,  Miras reassuring demeanor eased the burdens of our daily lives and filled our dull, grey days with laughter and bliss. As a self-proclaimed "woman of science " she could unlock the secrets of our world  and enlighten us as to the myriad ways of the universe. I wanted to thank her for sharing her wisdom with us, even though none of us are in the least bit worthy of her sanctimonious teachings. Mira I think I can safely say that we all miss you and that I for one, will struggle to find meaning  in my life as the message "Twitter account privatized " on your main page has sent me into a state of anguish and despondency. To me this sounds like a eulogy, rather like I am burying Beethoven or Shakespeare.  All we have now are your sage teachings and prophecies to guide us through our daily struggles. You certainly lifted my emotional boat when you declared your upcoming enrollment in a 'Univercity'. And what fool couldnt help but marvel at your 'My favorite country is Hawaii' musing?  I learned so many things from you O Mira, please come back I cant take it any longer. 
     
    Footnote (a): Mira if you do come back, please wait until the Lakers game finishes.
    Footnote (b): Like Kafunsho the pain is real.
    Footnote (c): Hawaii isn't really a country you moron.
    Footnote (d): Please forgive me regarding the above comment, I shall repent at once and wear a hijab while making videos for YouTube.
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  12. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Videos   

    Sorry for the topic shift. It seems ironic that Mira presents herself to be a symbol of fairness and equitability amongst people irrespective of race or religion. She often mentions Saudi Arabia as her favorite country. While in Japan, she mentioned the possibility of erecting a Mosque in Tokyo for the followers of Islam to have a house of worship. How about building a church in Saudi Arabia?  She is fortunate that she is protected by this double standard. 
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  13. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    Looks like Mario (or Luigi) following his post sex change operation, responding to the following question:
    Reporter: "Mira (Mario, Mimario?) how many red plastic fish did you pull out of the trash whilst dumpster diving?
    Mira: "Two".
    Addendum: I initially mistook her gesture as a 'peace sign'.
    Addendum: Whilst dumpster diving for plastic red fish (carp?), it should be noted that she was in compliance with the demands of her religious beliefs regarding clothing.
    Addendum: with that outfit, she would qualify for a 10% discount on her next trip to Burger King.
     
     
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  14. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

    Miras plan to erect a Mosque in Tokyo has sent ripples throughout the upper echelons of the business world. I must admit that, when she unveiled her plans to construct a monument in testimony to her religious beliefs,  I felt a pang of skepticism as my initial reaction. Alas, what a fool I was to question or show any sign of disbelief towards her well crafted plans. It was at the precise moment when she rolled out the blueprints, that I realized that she had put a great deal of thought into what can only be construed as a vision of Einsteinium proportions. Mira displayed her overall leadership skills when she was addressing questions regarding her prior chat. One of the two viewers who actually survived her stuttering and incoherent sermon, asked her what her favorite country was. When she confidently peered into the camera with her trademark comatic and vacant visage and mentioned 'Hawaii' as one of those countries, I knew she was no ordinary genius. Numerous visionaries have had heaps of scorn tossed upon them but kept true to their pursuits. As the last gilded brick is tucked snugly into "The Mosque of Mira", we will all kneel before its symbolic splendor. Until then, I hope you stay on track to complete your 'Univercity' program. 
    Addendum: Mira doesn'treally require an advanced education  dammit.
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  15. Tony added a post in a topic Kanadajin3 Twitter   

     MediaLikes★KANADAJIN3 (Mira)★'s Tweets
     ★KANADAJIN3 (Mira)★ @kanadajin3·5h I......just watched someone got hit by car on bike.... and died.... Absolutely horrible news Mira. Could you possibly reveal a bit more information regarding this tragedy? Specific information such as time and location would be particularly useful. The reason I ask is because thete was no mention of any bike related fatalities today. Maybe the details will be revealed later. You claimed to have witnessed this incident and I know an Allah fearing Muslim would not invent such a tale. Japan News Today typically updates the days events every hour, they made no mention of any accidents today. I will recheck tomorrow, in the meantime please take some time to recover from what you witnessed.
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