Sorry for keeping you waiting, i was too busy, i also thought about stopping writing this altogether but either Canniny her self or someone near Canniny knows about this thread and got me perma-banned, bruh, im like there maybe once a week for 20 minutes, and you went out of your way to look up my name and then ban me in retrospect, well enough whoever you are, know well that you caused this.
This will be a different post style, kinda more direct and as im a bit drunk it might be even more grammatically lacking than usual.
First off lemme clear previous questions :
@Irukani, she has no issue on making friends, the issue is that she has no active Japanese friends, even though its almost her 6th year there, as a result most of her friends are foreigners and expats that do not stick around that much, she usually blames that to her personality not being compatible to Japanese culture.
@Saberlily this could be true, she actually wants to leave japan, she tried out for a US work visa twice so far and she failed both times.
@Clara right now
Come Talk to me, i hope i can make you feel happy, making you happy makes me happy too
Poor, Poor Canniny, Instagram didn't make no money for her, so as an obvious grasp for attention and money lil Canniny decided to create a Patreon as well as a Twitch account, now for those who do not know, Japan is a fertile soil for the "IRL" streaming genre, its a cool country with many things to do, people are friendly and most importantly, it is far away from the West, meaning funny business like swatting, stalking and miscellaneous personal life repercussions are less likely to happen.
Canniny started on by appearing on other JStreamer's shows, as a result she slowly leeched gained traction with their audience, this is pretty much the best head-start anyone can get, she kinda deserved it tbh, the image of middle aged guy pointlessly walking on the street with a selfie stick suddenly becomes a lot less awkward with the addition of Real Life animu girl.
It wasn't long till she launched her own thing, about 4 months ago, first with sporadic and filed with tech issues streams that quickly gave their place to extremely well set up streams with OBS overlays Streamlabs and other technicalities taken care off, the girl has one the best lighting set ups that the streaming world has ever seen, for those who are into such topics they would know that it is abnormal for a streamer or any content creator to evolve that fast, well as you might have suspected she did have a major helping hand on all that, that helping hand is Evolve , evolve or @evolvebr is a very special case by him self, he makes up for the only noteworthy side character in all this and i will go into him in the Appendix.
Canniny was just another IG girl, she lives for Instagram comments and constant approval, you could say that is true for any girl, but Canniny not only relies on the attention to make a living but she also lives for the attention, she really really does.
Now imagine taking this type of girl and suddenly exposing her to a crowd of 400-300 guys that torrent her with attention, positive messages and money, as you might have guessed it blew her mind, i remember seeing her being fully enlarged on the chat, so enlarged you'd think her using enlarging eye lenses had something to do with that, she wouldn't miss a single comment, sometimes she would completely get sidetracked mid sentence and get reabsorbed to the chat, she was like fly trying to escape through the window glass or a Animated Chibi doll on LSD.
She loved it, she loved the chat so much, it is what makes her feel happy, or to put it more accurately, it is what prevented her from being sad, as you see Canniny has some serious 'Depressioo' , 'Bipooolaaa' as well as 'Aspgrszzz' , more on that on the depression section later on.
As a thank you to the crowd Canniny ended up quickly shifting away from the 'Unaware Asian Girl' mask into the a Meme persona, she became a dancing monkey or a living meme as she would say, she did and still does all kinds of goofy shit, like painting biceps, shaving her eyebrows, breaking miniature guitars, there is just no limit of what she might come up with, if you want to get an idea just go on her twitch page, go to her clips and short by all time popular, you will get the idea, there is also a lot of clips of her in youtube cringe compilations.
Now she obviously doesn't like ruining her image, that includes her physical image too, or so most people thought, if you been paying attention to the clips on the previous post you'd notice all sorts of Subcription/Donation goals, well, many of them are directly tied to her degrading her image.
Donation and Subscription goals are desired amounts of money or subscription spots that a streamer sets, they are usually displayed as a UI overlay on a form of a completion bar, the streamer will often offer back something upon the completion of the goal, usually stuff that will improve the content quality or help him feel better, in the case of canniny her early goal promises where quite eccentric to say the least, lets dive in,
The Eyebrows Shaving Goal
This is probably her first large goal at about 500$, this particular goal is quite funny, not only of how cringe the whole subject of shaving your eyebrows off live on stream is, but also because it was created when Canniny was still kinda unaware of what is up with twitch, she expected that the goal would take 3 months to complete, but thanks to the mysterious effect of men throwing money at girls on the internet because they are girls, a guy appeared and donated more than 70% of the entire goal amount. here is how it looked:
Canniny wasn't that troubled by the removal of her eyebrows, she said they would grow back, she hides her eyebrows with her hair anyways and she also paints them over, actually, she painted them over even before she shaved them. What really changed in Canniny was her expectations from twitch, all donation tiers almost doubled after that, 5 ->10 $ for a dance, 3->5 for a song, she also decided to put a halt to degrading goals, note that if the 'no-make up' goal was running along-side at the time, so she couldn't avert that.
As i said this goal was one of the first signs that Canniny was starting to really grasp the Twitch Culture, well, all cultures have their negatives and their positives, the goal bellow highlights how Caninny followed one the wrong paradigms, and that is, lying to the audience.
The Pocket Wi-Fi Goal
Pocket wifi is a service that allows you to have a wireless internet connection on the go, this is done via the use an LTE Wifi hotspot device that is small enough to fit in your backpack, this little thing is really popular with tourists in japan and in our case IRL streamers that need to walk on the street while streaming at 1080p.
Canniny promised she would do IRL 'on the ground' streams, it sounded like fun, Canniny is a house slug, it would be nice seeing her actually moving, that goal was successfully completed, funnily enough, that was one the goals i helped on my self.
Many weeks and months even have passed but the times she streamed outside can be counted on the palm of one hand, and even those times where either in a restaurant or in the tattoo shop, it was pretty obvious to me that she didn't really have the pocket Wifi and that there is something fishy going on with the whole deal there was not really much of a way on clearing this up with elegance.
That is up until a few days ago, Canniny finally confirmed my suspicions by posting this on her twitter account
What is this you might ask?, well it is pretty obvious that it is an open endorsement for the company that makes the Pocket WiFi.
I researched it up and it seems this company will sponsor internet Celebrities and especially popular streamers and as a result give away its devices for free to them, im not sure how satisfied the company is by this particular endorsement as her account is not the most active around. In any case, this is her trying to lie for 500$ dollars, imma leave it here.
No Make-up Goal
Her showing her face without any fake-up was a long lasting and constant demand from the chat, Canniny disliked the idea and would constantly refuse, looking back, i can kinda sympathize with her for refusing it so badly, guys fail to realize both the amount of makeup and its importance, make-up is especially critical in exotic styles like hers.
As i said she really hated this goal but eventually gave in and put it up as a 500 subscriber goal, much like the eyebrows goal it was created when she was still a twitch newbie, she actually believed that the amount of subscribers needed to complete the goal would have to follow her actual subscriber count, in other words she expected to have 500 monthly subscribers on the 5-10 dollar tiers, not sure about the twitch cuts but that would made her about 2k$-3k# monthly without the donations.
Her expectations where off though, the system that handles the goals worked by counting the individual times someone subscribed but it did not take into account for when someone did not take into account for when someone unsubscribed or did not refresh his subscription, Canniny would often bitch about this fact but there was little she could do, at this rate she would never ever actually reach a total active subscriber count of 500 anyway, even donation orbiters couldn't help the situation, one guy in particular gifted a total amount of about 200 subscriptions just randomly and randomly on the chat, very few of them really ever refreshed, but they did count for the no make-up goal.
So the day for her to reveal her real face arrives, except that it is not a day at all, it is midnight, it is not under her typical sun bright lights either, it is not her normal streaming hours too, almost none was there in chat, what is going on ? well, it was her on the bed with a phone ready to go to sleep and deciding to say hi for an hour
She looked unconformable as fuck, she looked like she wanted to end the stream asap so she can hide and most importantly she looked nothing like when shes with make-up, as you can also how she looked on the Part 2/3, Canniny is a 6.
What gets to many people is that, after all the time and money that went into this particular goal, the anticipation from the chat and everything, she does this atrocity of a stream on off-hours for a total of 80 people, she didn't even go out of her way to deliver, she sleeps without makeup everyday anyway this time she just brought the phone with her put it up till the battery ran out, like really? Please just do not commit if you are not prepared to face the consequences.
Alright this completes the goals sections, those are the most noteworthy ones, from what i've seen lately, her most recent goal is about buying a dress, so you see, the girl has learned.
I really cannot complete the whole twitch story in a single part, thus the part name 2.3, i have the 'Mah Depression' and 'Mah Poverty' stories written already written and they will be posted on the next episode, for now enjoy the appendix i made, especially you Fever.
I am not asleep
Never in the chronicles of internet was there a man so devoted, so obsessed with serving a female and materializing her wishes.
Step aside big donors and plebeians trying to grab the attention of the girl by writing messages of admiration to her, evolve is a dude beyond money and beyond the barriers of comprehensive human relationships, for you see Evolve is there, he is always there, if he is not asleep he'll be there, if you call his name he will be there, if there is an issue on the stream he will be there, if Canniny wants to edit StreamLabs, he will be there, if Canniny needs a 'TEAMMITE' in Splatoon2 he will be there, someone to ban ? he is the first to pull the trigger for that too,.he has been sitting there for 4-3 months now, sitting through the almost daily 7-5 hour streams supporting Canniny and the stream, he originally was mod for another JStreamer around the time Can showed up on his show, ever since that day Evolve was seemingly and permanently beguiled by Canniny's Cyber Siren aura.
This bad excuse of a man has a severe 'Peoples Pleaser' syndrome, nothing will stop him from pleasing, nothing stains his consciousnesses in a way of actually giving him second thoughts on what he is doing, even if
He Gets laughed at by Canniny her self for catching him lurking on every asian girl streamer show.He Gets paid a petty 100 dollar bill for his service but then insist on making this not count by donating back 2 times that. Canniny opening and publicly suspecting him for hacking her account even after all he has done for her.He Lied about being 16 years of age so he could pass as a youngster with too much time on his hand (he is actually 32+) He wont stop, and if you are a cute lil asian girl that is looking for a 'useful' internet friend, lets just say i just saved you from all the digging of finding one.