Speak in Wylonish..... The best you can describe her English!! There is Singlish (basically broken English with bits of Malay, Mandarin and Tamil that they speak in Singapore) and there is Wylonish !! New effin dialect !
does she really think she is trolling us? Cuz in my eyes she is being abnoxiously stupid and rediculous posting this sort of shit with that caption . First question I had in my mind was "What the actual eff?" , the second "WTF did she get high on to post this sort of caption?"
Oh Whylow , Whylow, keep on with the entertainment!
nah girlfriend, i am more like "Oh, here this attention seeking Ho HO Ho goes again " , "Oh I am so blah blah blah *insert self-insult here* but TELL ME U LOVE ME FOLLOWERS YOU LOVE ME RIGHT THO I AM AN IDIOT I NEED TO SAY I NEED TO DO SOMETHING I WILL NEVER DO OH WTF IS A PUNCTUATION " Bischhhhhhh, GET OFF THE INSTA AND GO GET A LIFE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Wait, no don't . We need you to keep on entertaining us
bitch, please! If you think you are trolling us, think again. We are not the ones insecure with our own pictures, so who do you think you are trolling girl? Perheps, your own reflection in the mirror ? You are just entertaining with your pathetic lies and ultra fake looks, that's it. And girl, your ass is fake as eff, you know it yourself , so don't be trying act smart or cool or whatever to us, yeah? Oh, and where them huge titties gone too huh ? Way to go, Wylo, way to go !
Sorry for the rant, she is getting pathetic
lol, and she changed the caption a minute after . What a confident girl you are, Wylo
She actually did claim to be a "landscape designer" in one of her instagram post comments
To be a landscape designer in Singapore you need a qualification that you get from studying Diploma in Singapore Polytecnic (Landscape Architecture Course) or Nge Ann Polytecnic (Diploma in Landscape Design and Horticulture) and it takes you 3 years to complete the course. And obviously Wylona did not do the studies. So lies on lies on lies .....
Why is she making her head smaller and smaller? Seriously, it is so out of proportion. It makes me think of microcephaly syndrome. P.s. looks like she shooped her patchy tattoo like we've mentioned before ! Lol Wylo, you lurking here for ideas ? i feel like she is acting stupid to avoid replying the actual questions people ask. Or she is simply not bright enough to understand what they are saying.
Lol that earphone wire curve though 😂😂😂 yeah, right Wylo, just the background. I mean editing a year old picture may not be as noticable, but when she reuplodes the pics after a couple of days.... Wylo, Wylo.. how about you photoshop yourself some brains ?
Is she effin serious now ?? Dear WhySoLowNah , here a picture for you of a fit girl with the same butt size as you. Notice how fit her legs are? Well that's because when you work your butt, you work your legs too, you idiot. So here I am, waiting for you to read this post and start shopping your legs too to look fit. Damn girl, you must be trippin' ( p.s. the pic of a girl is not me)
And here I go again, sorry bbut my eye is twitching looking at her stupidity. First, she does not realise that working out for tthe butt means WORKING OUT YOUR LEGS TOO WHYLOWW, these legs look nothing like the ones that acompany a fit butt. But theeeen, look at her leg width on that butt picture she posted. Wide, but FLAT AF. Who are you trying to fool , girlfriend. oh, and both the gang bang and the cum comments, can I just vomit now ? so from an overly attached mental girlfriend to whore now ? Wow, Wylona, you really do have some self-respect yeah?
Well, I admit, at least she is entertaining with her rediculous Instagram fake life
Give me a break, damn girl, you are the biggest idiot alive if you think that this junk and your fake as fit butt work together. Now tell me, how do her worshipers effin believe that she works out if she eats this crap? I can't even
sweetie, she can't answer you because she is too busy remember? Claims that she loves her fans but doesnt even bother to reply to them. Oh, and also, her "workout" routine is easy : editing apps. Wylona, really, eff you and your lies .