ciaobella

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  1. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    This girl really spends her life photoshopping her chin into oblivion only to go and emphasise her bulky jawline with thick chokers and scarves... tut tut
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  2. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    about as cute as this I'd say
    Who can forget this classic, this utter relic of the past.
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  3. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    Kenna's caustic and childish vocabulary betrays how little she respects people truly. Throwing around words like 'druggy' and 'hobo' for people less fortunate than herself. you know. because substance users are homicidal maniacs. where's your buddhist compassion, you rotten trust-fund layabout?
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  4. ciaobella added a post in a topic Dove Cameron   

    King Kong mag has had covers featuring Naomi Campbell, Duckie Thot, Travis Scott, Pamela Anderson, Catherine Deneuve etc etc & Eli Russel has shot Lady Gaga and Kim K, so I don't think this is as low brow as it comes across. Not defending her but this isn't a step down, he's very cool and of the moment. In terms of what the photoshoot was trying to do...(whether or not it succeeded...)

    Try wording this creepier. lmao. Pure skeeze. If I end up snagging a copy I'll let you guys know if anything of note is in it. Somehow I doubt it.
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  5. ciaobella added a post in a topic Dove Cameron   

    Dove's got a cover for next issue of King Kong mag. Racy pictures, considering her fanbase. Trying to ditch the Disney I see.
    I like the editorial. Thoughts?
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  6. ciaobella added a post in a topic Dove Cameron   

    As always these morning routine videos are incredibly dishonest and staged. Some film footage of Dove's body around the 1:30 mark when she's doing her 'morning stretches'. I find it is underwhelming compared to her ultra skinny photoshopped frame on Instagram. 
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  7. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    Hilarious that Simply_McMoodySnark can't even make a DIY journal vid anymore without sounding like a stoned sixth former drawling through their compulsory art presentation. C'mon Kenna, once more with feeling!
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  8. ciaobella added a post in a topic Dodie Clark ( DoddleOddle)   

    Why Dodie even bothers defending McKenna, I will never know. Does she pay for your Disneyland tickets, boo?
    Dodie is fucking nasty and she knows it. Hiding behind this ultra-victim persona to garner sympathy because she will never get it from her tetchy and charmless personality. She seems to take a weird sense of pride over being mentally ill, unhygienic, unstable, gross. Glorifying vomming in toilet bowls, having dirty plates in your bed and hanging bloody tampons in her bath (see: my inner goblin vid on her vlog channel. would anyone else kill their friends if you caught them talking about you like this?). The sick joy she gets at being ugly. The constant sobbing. The memory black spots. That weird vitriolic rant she went on about how jealous she is of Millie Bobby Brown. One trick pony woe-is-me lyric writing. The ten page excerpts of her epic posted on instagram that detail her calling the samaritans hotline and begging a local practitioner to let her see a doc that reads like a ten-year-old plagiarising jacqueline wilson. She sells this book. To preteen girls. it's called Secrets of the Mad. Fuck off, Dodie.
    So much self wallowing and so much airing of her dirty laundry and it all stems from inferiority complex. It's not tortured artistry. It's bitterness. It's narcissism so extreme she loves to see herself cry on playback. Girl's got a massive chip on her broad, manly shoulders.
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  9. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    This settles it. Kenna's perception of herself is totally warped. Unusually it seems to be warped in her favour, a favour which celebrates her utterly non-existent asian babyface, and to the point where she'll pick apart her own little sister's facial features to an audience of 400k people.
    @McKenna. It is so embarrassing listening to you convince yourself you possess beauty standards that oppress us all. It's 2018. Open up a fashion magazine or better yet experience some youth culture in the outside world and realise everyone is starting to celebrate their beauty regardless of skin colour, stronger diverse features, androgyny, body shape, etc. not everyone has to look like a cherubic woman child to look good. It's so last decade. If you really can't see the family resemblance between yourself and Sierra, you're further gone than we thought.
    P.S shaving your eyebrows made your nose look bigger. 
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  10. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 4]   

    Bitch if she's tiny then I'm about to disappear into the bloody void. 
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  11. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 3]   

    Does anyone else find the concept of Kenna driving a car horrifying?
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  12. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 3]   

    this girl is fucking obsessed with her painfully average body. look at me being body posi! look at me in my toddler shirt! look how small I am in Bree's gigantic sweater! look at me with my plus size 35" hips! Kenna, people follow you because of Donald Duck and pumpkins. I don't think they care.
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  13. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 3]   

    Voice like a foghorn and cankles like grandma
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  14. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 3]   

    Pretty bold of Kenna to claim she's her own biggest critic when there's three PULL threads spanning a thousand pages of us criticising her to hell and back over things she doesn't even have the spine to acknowledge.
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  15. ciaobella added a post in a topic Simply_Kenna [Thread 3]   

    McKenna. Babe. Put the kitchen knife down. We can talk this through x
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